So we have a new president. I swear she could be coming off an armed robbery conviction and still be as well recieved.

I am working on the "Thames greatest hits" this week. If you are new to campus you might not know what the rest of us have been through. I remember several people mentioning in classes "What are these impeach thames stickers I see everywhere?"

I have seen several uniformed idiots comment in the local media about "lazy liberal professors". I can only assume they never went to school here or they graduated under McCain.

Either way, my article aims to educate.

The Student Printz is hiring for the position of Executive Editor.

Only two people have applied so far. So, please, I beg of you, either apply for the job or tell someone who you think would be good at it to do it.

This job is a tremendous resume builder and opens a lot of doors for you. The pay is OK, but the experience and the networking you get is monumental. Also, it makes it possible to skip one of the two internships a person typically needs to get hired these days.

Anyone from any discipline can apply - math majors, political science, dance, etc.

The deadline for application is April 11.

To apply you must submit to Dave Davies the following:

1. A resume
2. Three letters of recommendation
3. A formal letter of application
4. A statement of intent that outlines a) Your philosophy and goals for the paper b) A plan to carry out those goals c) An evaluation of the 2005-2006 Student Printz
5. A complete transcript of your college work

You also must have a minimum GPA of 2.5 and be a student at USM.

If you apply, you then must attend an interview in front of the publications board of USM on April 20.

So tomorrow we find out who the new president will be. Be sure and pick up a copy of the printz and see our list of rumored candidates, and my 2 suggestions. A new era (error?) dawns.....

Hey everybody, thought I'd put in my thoughts for the week.
Sports are wrapping up in places and are getting started in others.

Basketball is currently playing in the opening round of the Conference USA tournament. As this sentence is being written, Southern Miss is ahead of SMU by a score of 28 to 19 with 6:55 left in the 1st half. This could be a good springboard for next year. Of course, being the optimist I am, I think we are going to win the tournament and advance to the Dance. Oops, 28-21. I'll be proven wrong most likely, but that's ok. There's always next season. And who knows, maybe a close loss to Memphis in the Final would earn us an NIT berth. You never know.

Baseball had a very impressive outing from Mississippi's reigning Mr. Baseball, Todd McInnis. He threw a 1-hitter in 8.0 innings pitched. Southern Miss shutout Bama for the third time in history. 28-23 in basketball now. We won last night 5-0. We are currently 11-2, a mighty great start to the season.

In other baseball news, Southern Miss is ranked 26th and 27th in current weekly polls. But more importantly, we hold the number 1 RPI in the nation. 30-24 Eagles. The RPI is one of the most important stats in all of college sports. I'm trying to work out a Student Printz version of the RPIs. I know the formula, its just a process getting all the records into a database. I think it would be cool, but I don't know how that would go.

We have an important series at LSU this weekend. 2-1 weekend would be nice, 3-0 would be better. I think our pitching is doing extremely well. We need to warm our bats. Keep it going Eagles!

Ok, before I go, it's almost halftime at the C-USA tourney. Southern Miss is ahead 30-26. We need some shots.

I'll update everything later. Until next time, if you know anybody that wants to write for the Printz, send them in. 30-28. I'm looking for more writers. Comment on any of this if you want to. I'll catch ya later. Until then,

Go Eagles!
Joey

P.S. 32-28 Halftime. Go Eagles!

Oh, my goodness mis ninos! I haven't talked to you all in ages! I really don't like blogging, but for the cheap seats, here it goes. I have been inundated with ridiculous amounts of work recently, and I had to take on a talented and eager young assistant, Rebecca Macias. We both will be editting and devising ways to artfully illustrate the Printz photos. In the mean time, I am looking foward to culminating my career here at the Printz with a big time photo spread. David and I are possibly (if he lets me) trying to do a full color full page portrait of the new school president. (by the way, make sure you call Shelby "Dr.". His staff kinda gets huffy and corrects you if you just call him "Mr.") So, alas, that is all. I have enjoyed the chaos of this year and hope to take all I have done, seen, heard, and learned forward in my future endeavors.

Until again, ninos (God knows when that will be)

Adios.

-PDC-

Time is fleeting..

Here we are at the halfway point of my opinion editing career. This strange world of journalism has provided an educating experience.

Before I go, I do want to address some things. There are a few religious topics coming.

Other than that, I reserve alot of space for the outgoing and incoming administration.

"the top 10 things the new president needs to do"

"Shelby Thames greatest hits"

and how I dont think this whole university as a business thing is working out too well.

Sometimes, a little knowledge goes a long way.



...even in Germany!

So, here we are, the home stretch.

We have about 15 more papers left in my administration - seven weeks or so of The Student Printz.

It's hard to believe 45 papers are behind us, stored away in the archives with all the editions since 1927.

I know this: I've learned more here than I ever expected. But, most of it had nothing to do with journalism.

This is one of those jobs no one can describe to you. Going in, I asked everyone I could what to expect. Most people fumbled with a vague analogy of a traffic cop or proofreader. No one came close.

Soon, a new executive editor will take over my office. So, here is something I wish I had read before I began:

I see my job here as five part.

1. Politician
2. Commander
3. Journalist
4. Propagandizing Marketing Whore
5. Director

As a politician, I shake hands and kiss babies for the Printz. I absorb hatred and serve as a face for dartboards. I grease palms and make deals. I explain comments, field letters to the editor and talk to angry readers on the phone. I go to conferences and speak at events. I refuse or accept interviews with local and national media when we stand out from the crowd because Playboy came to town, or the sex column turns a head. I keep my pulse on the zeitgeist of faculty and students as well as the larger Hattiesburg community and compare everything to the flow of public sentiment in the nation. Where do we fit in? How should we fit in?

As a commander I keep my troops motivated and happy, keeping them on task and getting the best out of them while mindful of morale and mutiny. I maintain the hierarchy of command and insist on my editors doing the same. I hire who I know will make my job easier and can handle the stress of running a newspaper and making grades. But, I also trim the fat and fire those who aren't performing or who need a break. I notice when person-A hates person-B and rearrange things so they don't muck up the operation. I buy pizza.

As a journalist I keep an eye on what people want to know about or should know about, but also must understand students often don't want to read 500 words on the presidential search when they can turn inside and read 350 words about how crappy parking is. I train and motivate the staff to be objective, fair and maintain integrity. Also, I go through the mechanics of the words, style and grammar, which can be overwhelming. We are rarely perfect, but not from lack of trying. I write news stories. I write columns. I cover entertainment. I cover sports on occasion. I interview the parent of a student who died at 22 from an aneurysm and promise her I'll make her proud. Then, on top of all of that, I concern myself with the legality of every single inch of newsprint.

As a propagandizing marketing whore I scour the Internet. I put up fliers. I promote every story I can so it gets the most coverage. I plan headlines, photos, columns and special sections so they get the most eyes turned toward them and the most mouse clicks in their favor. I deal with advertisers and think of ways to get more of them to spend more money. I sacrifice content for them whenever I can. I put games and puzzles in the paper to trick my audience into reading the newspaper. I send people to cover events like the Miss USM pageant, Greek stage performances and spring break plans.

As a director, I plan for the future, tweak performances and seek out funds for projects. I attempt new sections and new features. I decide what sort of layout we will have each edition and ask for what I know I will need to fill it up. I plan illustrations, photos and videos. Then, when everything fails, I solve the problems. I am a flesh and bone switchboard for the entire operation connecting all section to one another and then to the layout staff.

Of course, there's more to it than just these five things. But, maybe this will help anyone out there who is considering the job to see what it's about. Basically, you're running a newspaper. How you go about is up to you. This is just how I did it.

Keep your eyes peeled. Application announcements for the next executive editor will soon appear in the print edition.